So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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