worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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