gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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