If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We have so much sex to catch up on
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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