yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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