they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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