Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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