I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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