Its about making memories worth repressing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
