One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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