Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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