im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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