Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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