But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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