We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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