So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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