why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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