I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize