can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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