Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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