what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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