My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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