i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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