Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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