Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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