The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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