He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
