Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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