Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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