69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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