Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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