We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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