is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think my vagina is haunted
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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