Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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