So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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