On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.