the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later