People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.