Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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