my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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