HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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