I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
