in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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