haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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