That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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