hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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