hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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