Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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