I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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