This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
vagina is talking i cant
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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