absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
