Barsexuality is the new black.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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