you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Can I color on your dick again?
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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