Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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