After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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