Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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