So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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