I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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